lunes, 12 de noviembre de 2012
miércoles, 15 de agosto de 2012
Ten years
Once upon a time, there was a girl with her mother, and she was happy. She didn't need to worry about anything because she had her. Any time she wanted to cry, to fell protected , to laugh, there was the mother.
But it occured that, a magical spell was casted over the mother and the mother had to go. Now, the girl was sad.
The girls suddenly was alone in the world and she realized she had to learn a lot of things. The girl also had a father, but their relationship wasn't as good as with the mother. The girls had a brother too but he wasn't able to help her.
The girl suffered during some years. She and her father didn't really match so they fought a lot. When finally they were getting close, the magic attack again over the father and the father had to go.
The girl was confused but she found on her brother a support, not to mention that she was a big support for him.
The girl had to take an important decision and she decided to help other people. She then put all her effort on this noble task. While she did it, she felt an spell acting from inside her body. She then felt a goal on her life and from that moment her life changed.
And the girl it's happy again.
But it occured that, a magical spell was casted over the mother and the mother had to go. Now, the girl was sad.
The girls suddenly was alone in the world and she realized she had to learn a lot of things. The girl also had a father, but their relationship wasn't as good as with the mother. The girls had a brother too but he wasn't able to help her.
The girl suffered during some years. She and her father didn't really match so they fought a lot. When finally they were getting close, the magic attack again over the father and the father had to go.
The girl was confused but she found on her brother a support, not to mention that she was a big support for him.
The girl had to take an important decision and she decided to help other people. She then put all her effort on this noble task. While she did it, she felt an spell acting from inside her body. She then felt a goal on her life and from that moment her life changed.
And the girl it's happy again.
viernes, 10 de agosto de 2012
Servicio a la comunidad (2)
En esta nueva entrega les presente un correo que me ha llegado aproximadamente 10 veces, pongan atención:
BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol.. I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i coudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe... i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..and i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt.. I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there.. id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol.. ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move.. also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana.
Solo por diversión, hagamos un análisis de lo anterior:
1. Siempre me ha llegado de correos diferentes y con referencia de Facebook, pero toda|s chicas se llaman Adriana, solo que únicamente conozco 2 Adrianas y ninguna usa Facebook.
2. Las estadísticas son obsoletas, porque al parecer no solo es coincidencia que todas se llamen Adriana, tambien, todas tienen 23 años, todas son virgo, todas tienen laptop defectuosa, todas tronaron con el novio, todas se van a ir a vivir a mi ciudad (La cual nunca mencionan), y casualmente todas trabajan en shows xxx por internet y todas me ofrecen invitaciones privadas de su chamba... lo olvidaba, todas me desean.
3. El tono de la carta es bastante tranquilo, pero en cierto punto meten todo lo sexual y se destrampan.
Así podriamos seguir, pero se supone que estoy trabajando, entonces nada mas les pido tengan cuidado de estos tipos de correos, creo que se entiende que son SPAM (Para los que no saben, SPAM es .... SPAM). Es todo por lo pronto.
BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol.. I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i coudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe... i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..and i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt.. I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there.. id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol.. ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move.. also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana.
Solo por diversión, hagamos un análisis de lo anterior:
1. Siempre me ha llegado de correos diferentes y con referencia de Facebook, pero toda|s chicas se llaman Adriana, solo que únicamente conozco 2 Adrianas y ninguna usa Facebook.
2. Las estadísticas son obsoletas, porque al parecer no solo es coincidencia que todas se llamen Adriana, tambien, todas tienen 23 años, todas son virgo, todas tienen laptop defectuosa, todas tronaron con el novio, todas se van a ir a vivir a mi ciudad (La cual nunca mencionan), y casualmente todas trabajan en shows xxx por internet y todas me ofrecen invitaciones privadas de su chamba... lo olvidaba, todas me desean.
3. El tono de la carta es bastante tranquilo, pero en cierto punto meten todo lo sexual y se destrampan.
Así podriamos seguir, pero se supone que estoy trabajando, entonces nada mas les pido tengan cuidado de estos tipos de correos, creo que se entiende que son SPAM (Para los que no saben, SPAM es .... SPAM). Es todo por lo pronto.
jueves, 9 de agosto de 2012
domingo, 17 de enero de 2010
Servicio a la comunidad (1)
Pues resulta que una tal peggie40156 me agrego y pues la acepte para ver quien era. Resulta que cuando quise saber quien era esa tipa (o tipo, quien sabe) resulto la siguiente conversacion:
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
quien eres?
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
hi
hi how are you today?
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
fine, how did you get my mail?
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
I'm 21 too
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
i have no webcam
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
ok...
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.hotwebcamlocals.com/sue fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
how did you get my mail?
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
ok but, how did you get my mail?
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Lo primero que hice fue investigar si el correo y luego la direccion eran virus, al parecer no. Despues como todo mundo se dio cuenta de hacerle una pregunta en español me empezo a hablar en ingles, ademas de que nunca me contesto mis preguntas (La conversacion de ella (o eso) esta programada, entonces al repetir una pregunta te das cuenta facilmente). Les traduciria la conversacion pero me da flojera pero a grandes rasgos me dijo que tenia un show de tipo sexual y que por alguna extraña razon yo era el elegido para verlo gratis, mientras que todos los demas tendrian que pagar.
Segun algunas paginas de internet, son varios los correos que dan la misma conversacion exacta, y su proposito es que uno ingenuamente les de numeros de tarjeta de credito. Asi que, si les toca algo por el estilo, CUIDADO
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
quien eres?
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
hi
hi how are you today?
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
fine, how did you get my mail?
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
I'm 21 too
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
i have no webcam
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
ok...
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.hotwebcamlocals.com/sue fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
how did you get my mail?
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
cHoY -> O huat iu sei dice:
ok but, how did you get my mail?
peggie40156@hotmail.com dice:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Lo primero que hice fue investigar si el correo y luego la direccion eran virus, al parecer no. Despues como todo mundo se dio cuenta de hacerle una pregunta en español me empezo a hablar en ingles, ademas de que nunca me contesto mis preguntas (La conversacion de ella (o eso) esta programada, entonces al repetir una pregunta te das cuenta facilmente). Les traduciria la conversacion pero me da flojera pero a grandes rasgos me dijo que tenia un show de tipo sexual y que por alguna extraña razon yo era el elegido para verlo gratis, mientras que todos los demas tendrian que pagar.
Segun algunas paginas de internet, son varios los correos que dan la misma conversacion exacta, y su proposito es que uno ingenuamente les de numeros de tarjeta de credito. Asi que, si les toca algo por el estilo, CUIDADO
martes, 12 de enero de 2010
viernes, 8 de enero de 2010
Procastinando
¿Que hago aqui? Deberia estar haciendo trabajo, pero desde ayer tengo una flojera espantosa y nomas no me da ni por abrir Corel.
Pero esto no puede continuar, bueno, tal vez si pero mejor me pongo a chambiar para ganarme mi sorjuana semanal.
Pero esto no puede continuar, bueno, tal vez si pero mejor me pongo a chambiar para ganarme mi sorjuana semanal.
miércoles, 6 de enero de 2010
Si yo hubiera estudiado Diseño Grafico, seguramente ahora estaria programando
Pero no, resulta que yo programador me he estado ganado la vida diseñando, de hecho hoy mande a hacer mi primero impresión en masa (como 300 carteles) y como este espacio es mio nada mas pues aquí pondré la primicia de este diseño.
ATENTO AVISO: Si alguna vez cae un diseñador por aquí, no me vayan a moler con sus comentarios de que "los colores no cuadran", "es muy simple", "te falta...."; Repito, soy un programador así que no me critiquen, eduquenme.
ATENTO AVISO: Si alguna vez cae un diseñador por aquí, no me vayan a moler con sus comentarios de que "los colores no cuadran", "es muy simple", "te falta...."; Repito, soy un programador así que no me critiquen, eduquenme.
Aprovecho la presente para mandar y mandarme una felicitación porque el día de hoy se cumplen 3 años de un proyecto muy querido, el grupo fenix.
miércoles, 9 de septiembre de 2009
La frase del dia (2)
Con chabelo no se juega
... (interprete cada punto por una dotacion completa de risas, cortecia de nuestros amigos de muebles troncoso)
Ok, tal vez no les de risa, pero que te lo diga alguien con la mayor seriedad del mundo, no tiene precio.
Saludos Don Isabelo, jeje
... (interprete cada punto por una dotacion completa de risas, cortecia de nuestros amigos de muebles troncoso)
Ok, tal vez no les de risa, pero que te lo diga alguien con la mayor seriedad del mundo, no tiene precio.
Saludos Don Isabelo, jeje
Numero cabalisticos
La verdad no creo mucho en eso, pero checando las entradas la anterior fue la numero 41, entonces insisto, no que le tenga miedo a eso, pero pues mejor escribo algo mas.
Y no me jusguen, ya saben que es de mala suerte ser superficioso
Y no me jusguen, ya saben que es de mala suerte ser superficioso
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