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En esta nueva entrega les presente un correo que me ha llegado aproximadamente 10 veces, pongan atención:


BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?  In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit  on facebook and then I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what...  I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me  and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving?  RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know  there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol.. I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted  to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping  this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore  i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook?  i coudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show  me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe... i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..and i thoguth u were  cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about  me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv  her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont  admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt.. I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the  fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna  chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when  i get there.. id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current  job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol.. ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U..  I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move.. also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana. 

Solo por diversión, hagamos un análisis de lo anterior: 

1. Siempre me ha llegado de correos diferentes y con referencia de Facebook, pero toda|s chicas se llaman Adriana, solo que únicamente conozco 2 Adrianas y ninguna usa Facebook. 

2. Las estadísticas son obsoletas, porque al parecer no solo es coincidencia que todas se llamen Adriana, tambien, todas tienen 23 años, todas son virgo, todas tienen laptop defectuosa, todas tronaron con el novio, todas se van a ir a vivir a mi ciudad (La cual nunca mencionan), y casualmente todas trabajan en shows xxx por internet y todas me ofrecen invitaciones privadas de su chamba... lo olvidaba, todas me desean. 

3. El tono de la carta es bastante tranquilo, pero en cierto punto meten todo lo sexual y se destrampan. 

Así podriamos seguir, pero se supone que estoy trabajando, entonces nada mas les pido tengan cuidado de estos tipos de correos, creo que se entiende que son SPAM (Para los que no saben, SPAM es .... SPAM). Es todo por lo pronto.